Music video by Gary Allan performing Watching Airplanes. (C) 2007 MCA Nashville, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

Survive an airplane crash by taking these precautions.

George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other things - the way a seat belt works ! in a sense, he saved my life. thank you for all, george carlin. for speaking out against the machine..... more

How to irritate people... These bored pilots scare the hell out of their passengers. Very funny scetch...

Funny Dialogue in Cockpit

www.rumproast.com 4/27/09 -- The Defense Department conducted the photo opportunity, which involved two F-16s escorting the plane, a Boeing 747, over Battery Park City and up the Hudson River. The large plane is the military version of the 747. NEW YORK (WABC) -- A photo shoot involving an Air Force aircraft and two.... more

More tips like this... www.petergreenberg.com Everyone knows that getting an exit row seat will result in more leg room and comfort. But NBC Travel Editor Peter Greenberg knows that there are plenty of other secret seats that can be just as good.

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Fantastic scene from Airplane. Panicking woman gets slapped silly!

Robert Stack as Captain Rex Kramer fights off activists missionaries for Reverend Moon, Jews for Jesus, Jehovah's Witness, Buddhism, Jerry's Kids, Scientology, and More Nuclear Power in the airport ticketing area.